Saturday, October 3, 2009

Back in 1995 Hillary Clinton goes in for her yearly checkup. When she's finished, she asks the gynecologist how things look. He says things looks fine and that she is in great shape, but she's pregnant!

She tells the doctor "no way," but he says that she's most definitely a month pregnant. She storms out of the office, goes to the receptionist's desk, takes the phone and calls the White House. When the operator answers she says that it's Hillary and that she needs to talk to Bill right away.

They ring the oval office, Bill answers, and Hillary says: "I can't believe it! I'm pregnant! You got me pregnant!!"

The President remains silent. Again, Hillary screams, "I'M PREGNANT! YOU IDIOT! YOU GOT ME PREGNANT!!"

Finally Bill asks, "Who is this???"

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