* Don't handicap your children by making their lives too easy!
* Do everything in Excess. To enjoy the flavor of life take big bites. Moderation is for monks.
* Fake Fortune Tellers will be tolerated. But, if you claim to be an authentic Soothsayer, you will be shot on sight.
* Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end . . . the faster it goes.
* Listen to the experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then just go do it.
* There is no conclusive evidence of life after death. But, there is no evidence of any sort against it either. Soon enough you'll know for sure. So why fret about it now?
* The Pope is fallible. The planet is fillable. Promote Birth Control.
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